It's
BEAR: THE MUSICAL!
Chock full of angst-ridden characters, including
-Pregnant bitch bear
-Gay bear
-In-the-closet bear
-Crazy black nun bear
-Jock bear
-Homophobic mother bear
-Crack dealer bear
and of course, who can forget
-Panda bear (because Bear: The Musical is ethnically diverse)
With all new, pop-rock songs like "Touch My Fur", "God Don't Make No Homophobic Bears", and "All Grown Up... Before I Eat A Bunch Of Campers"
It's groundbreaking. It's packed full of drama. And it's about BEARS.
" GO SEE BEAR THE MUSICAL MOTHERFUCKER RAAAWRRR"
Playing nowhere near you.
Chock full of angst-ridden characters, including-Pregnant bitch bear
-Gay bear
-In-the-closet bear
-Crazy black nun bear
-Jock bear
-Homophobic mother bear
-Crack dealer bear
and of course, who can forget
-Panda bear (because Bear: The Musical is ethnically diverse)
With all new, pop-rock songs like "Touch My Fur", "God Don't Make No Homophobic Bears", and "All Grown Up... Before I Eat A Bunch Of Campers"
It's groundbreaking. It's packed full of drama. And it's about BEARS.
" GO SEE BEAR THE MUSICAL MOTHERFUCKER RAAAWRRR"Playing nowhere near you.
4 comments:
Which character is the pink bear, center in the photo?
Some think puns are the lowest form of humor, but not me! Hilarity. I"m so proud.
I am backing this production- I'd totally produce! x0x0
That's more like it. Thank heaven it's back
I cannot. I once once stalked by furries and I have mental scarring from said episode....
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