Friday, January 30, 2009

A hit new pop opera!

See the newest hit on Broadway, a ground-breaking pop opera with tons of drama and hip new music!

It's
BEAR: THE MUSICAL!Chock full of angst-ridden characters, including

-Pregnant bitch bear
-Gay bear
-In-the-closet bear
-Crazy black nun bear
-Jock bear
-Homophobic mother bear
-Crack dealer bear
and of course, who can forget
-Panda bear (because Bear: The Musical is ethnically diverse)


With all new, pop-rock songs like "Touch My Fur", "God Don't Make No Homophobic Bears", and "All Grown Up... Before I Eat A Bunch Of Campers"

It's groundbreaking. It's packed full of drama. And it's about BEARS.


" GO SEE BEAR THE MUSICAL MOTHERFUCKER RAAAWRRR"


Playing nowhere near you.

4 comments:

Tracy said...

Which character is the pink bear, center in the photo?

Some think puns are the lowest form of humor, but not me! Hilarity. I"m so proud.

Tal Fox said...

I am backing this production- I'd totally produce! x0x0

Tracy said...

That's more like it. Thank heaven it's back

Hawk said...

I cannot. I once once stalked by furries and I have mental scarring from said episode....